dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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