um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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