my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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