1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Alive.
So much puke
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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