How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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