whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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