next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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