Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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