In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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