Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
do nipples grow back?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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