ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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