it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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