we have officially lost it.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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