shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She bit a glass in half.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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