Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
