'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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