Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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