how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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