You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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