So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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