my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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