I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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