My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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