Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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