Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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