How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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