Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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