I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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