It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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