doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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