Will you blow on my dice?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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