My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
