If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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