How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
