walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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