problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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