do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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