Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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