But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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