it wasn't lemon gatorade
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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