O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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