Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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