Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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