just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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