So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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