I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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