Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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