like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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