I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
