dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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