For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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