Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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