Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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