Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
this will be a night to untag.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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