what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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