This is not my ceiling
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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