with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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